About Unearthed Tees

I am the proprietor of UnEarthedTees and I have a confession.

I am not a geologist.

I am not a gemologist or mineralogist or earth scientist of any kind. I'm not even a rock hound. I'm a graphic artist, editor / communications professional and specialist in Japanese language and culture. I own a few crystals but I collect the occasional cat. So what am I doing with a geology-related shop?

It all started out innocently enough when I helped my geologist cousin with some puns for a show her mineral and gem club sponsors every year over in Bristol, Connecticut. Over the year we've come up with quite a few snappy saying and, admittedly, some groaners to draw crowds to her concession stand ("Food so good you'll want to lick it off the fluorite!")  I happen to have several other online t-shirt and gift shops and it was inevitable that sooner or later I thought "ok, these puns gotta go on shirts."

Here's where you come in. I can continue to stumble about in my endearingly clueless way, but I do need the feedback and input of the professionals, the hobbyists and the professional hobbyists. Please let me know if there's something you'd like to see, something that is not quite on the mark, or even a simple hidey-ho if you feel like it.

A bit more about UnEarthedTees...

UnEarthedTees is a division of Rotem Design Studio, my graphic design studio in Los Angeles, California and its casual apparel division, Rotem Gear. We have partnered with CafePress.com, a privately held, venture-backed company in San Leandro, California, to produce our products. CafePress manages the production, payment and shipping of our merchandise so that we can provide the best possible service.

We also provide silkscreening services for many of our apparel items.

We also welcome link exchanges with other geology-related sites.

For information relating to ordering, shipping, or returns/exchanges, or if you would like to contact CafePress directly with any customer service concerns, please refer to the links at the bottom of this page. Or feel free to